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11:00pm 25/11/2007
  BRING THE PAIN!

It's ON!

Why did I have to punch his cabinets...		  
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12:27am 09/05/2007
  No matter what the circumstances...we always have a choice.  
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-------Weekend Update------   
10:32am 11/02/2007
  So---It's been a while, and I've been right here waiting.
Have been at the job a while---did end up winning the trip.
Get to take a person with you---and it ends up being my roommate.
Not idealisticly the person I'd like to go with, but I suppose it's better than showing up alone?


I seem to spend the nights and weekends more and more alone--not because there is nothing to do--because I choose not to go out. This is something that will have to change.

I am officially amazing at quarters. Started messing around one time with a 5 gallon water jug (the roomy and I were bored), and after a few tries, I made it in...amazing.
Though I will be challenging Proto to his self proclaimed title as Beer Pong master!

Its tough to keep your head up sometimes Champ--but things will work themselves out.		  
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02:12am 28/11/2006
  I realize I Need an exercise of the body and the mind, to get me where I need to be.

And I'm ready for it.		  
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02:04am 30/10/2006
  It's amazing what a little beer and wine and a good conversationalist can do to your life.

It's also amazing what some person can do to your life without even trying at all.		  
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09:58am 03/10/2006
  Moral 1) Dont start before everyone gets there
Moral 2) Dont be stupid
Moral 3) Dont be a douchE!		  
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12:38am 09/09/2006
  A Wiseman once pointed out these 2 very interesting facts to me;

1)Relativity: Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
2)Sit next to a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.


"In the end its not the years in your life that counts, its the life in your years."
---Abraham Lincoln.

I wonder what its like to be that tall....



Ironic that such simpleton facts can be so impactful.

So, apparently I'm good at my job, like, better than EVERYONE else. It's weird, I'm not used to that, however I will run with it. All I have to do for the next 5 months is put up phenominal numbers like I did last month(I was #1 out of 200), and Palm Springs here I come. Doable? I think yes, especially when you get the buyer that excited....

and last but not least, it seems a breathylyzer will soon be a party favor extroardinaire!		  
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01:15am 03/09/2006
  It seems the more I try, the more I'm shunned, the more outrageous I am, the more I am ignored.
Maybe thats why I'm halfway decent at what I put my head to; I have nothing else to do with my spare time.
I never minded being an independent person, but for God's sake, Solitude Island sure seems a bit extreme sometimes.
So I guess the effort is to become more real, but the real effort in that, is to figure out how its done.
Not quite sure what I'm trying to do, or where I'm going, but I guess at least it's the adventure along the way that counts(all I've got to do is make that adventure a little bit more interesting and/or fun).
Maybe I just havent quite settled into my shoes just yet.

I've got to quit the extreme amounts of energy pills, they're going to give me a heart attack one of these days.		  
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11:17pm 30/08/2006
  I rock hard.

and in other news, Liz apparently seems to think males are a race lost to shallowness and idiocracy.

She seems to be smarter than she knows...


"OH NO NOT AGAIN!!!!"		  
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OH SO EMO...Oh Wait.   
11:04pm 23/08/2006
  I wanted to make an emo post just to spite everyone.... Such as a one sentence italicized statement...(Remember anything in italics makes it noticed over just normal font)

For example.:

(Imagine in italics since I don't know how to do it)
"Someday I'm going to change the world, but until then Im gonna sit here"

Or something like, "I OWE MY PARENTS SO MUCH MONEY! IT NEVER OCCURED TO ME THAT I SHOULD STOP SCHOOL AND ACTUALLY WORK A JOB FULL TIME THAT CAN MAKE ME MONEY TILL IM ON MY FEET. GOD MY LIFE SUCKS. IM GONNA GO JUMP NOW. SOMEONE PLEASE CATCH ME? CAUSE IM A FAG. I DIED. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!11...'["""?

In other news, I'm trying to figure out Nate's solution to becoming rich, and it goes something like this:

CreatineJock: that fuicking myspace bulletin intrigued me.
stipesta: mine?
CreatineJock: how are you going to become rich
stipesta: yep!
stipesta: damn good
CreatineJock: HOW WILL IT BE DONE YOU MERE PEASANT
stipesta: becasue the mind is the builder
CreatineJock: Ok.
CreatineJock: so what are you building?
stipesta: it is the simple laws of attraction that will make it so
CreatineJock: bunker/turret combo?
stipesta: i am building the thought process that will attract money to me
CreatineJock: which is?
CreatineJock: you're going to will money to you?
CreatineJock: banks dont rob themselves!
stipesta: nope
stipesta: however, it may come in the form of a grand money making opportunity
CreatineJock: goddamnir
CreatineJock: im so confused
CreatineJock: STIPES REVEAL YOUR SECRET
stipesta: perhaps i may come across somehting valuable....someone will die and leave me some real estate perhaps?
CreatineJock: lol.
CreatineJock: thats not your mind
CreatineJock: thats blind luck
CreatineJock: or a planned murder.
CreatineJock: either or.
stipesta: maybe the gov will realize that they screwed up some taxes or something and find that they owe me money and send me an unxpected check
stipesta: it may seem like blinld luck
CreatineJock: fuck you BLIND LUCK FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU BLIND LUCK!!!111		  
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10:08pm 12/08/2006
  Dont fuck with your peeps---especially the important ones.  
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12:30am 01/08/2006
  Sometimes it's nice not to have to deal with the bullshit. You get in, you get out, bingo bango everything is set.

Now...my ass has to cash some checks my mouth seems to have written earlier today...		  
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12:34am 31/07/2006
  So most girls I know...know I like to sleep alone...at least the ones that have tried to sleep in the same bed as me..


"Come over! Ill sleep in another bed after we're done!!!"


Did she really just say that? HOLY FUCK!		  
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12:35am 25/07/2006
  So....I was driving through the Superstition Springs Mall parking lot when I remember what happened oh so long ago....
So I'm a sophomore in High school working at Jack in the Box being a little bad ass riding a skateboard to work...and this new girl works there. So we decide to go to the mall and she picks me up...we go walk around the mall for a bit...
and then we get bored...sit outside, and I suggest that we go make out in her car. She certainly obliges.
So we drive out to the end of the parking lot, and lips, tounges, and saliva fly everywhere. In fact, it's so bad that the windows of the entire car fog up.


So....next time you're driving around Superstition Mall, just imagine me and some hot mormon girl hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing(well sorta) in the parking lot.


:)		  
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03:13am 22/07/2006
  Who am I to destroy something so beautiful?


I'm such a douche.		  
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01:31am 13/06/2006
  It's an oddity. People don't realize what they have at their finger tips. Its funny because not many realize, their destiny is truly in their hands. You will only become what you work to become. You can go to College, get a degree, and go to a generally boring, dead end job, or you can branch out, take chances, shoot for the stars, because if you do that you'll at least hit the moon.
Not to say college isn't a good step...but this country has become too institutionalized. I dont need classes on "business relations". I take that back...I might benefit from it, or I could spend the time I would otherwise in that class applying it to real world situations...and OWN IT ALL!!!

AHAHAHAHAHA

HORRAY RANK 5!		  
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02:18am 21/05/2006
  So---we ended up meeting the Vice President of Marketing of Harkins. We are now officially hooked up.  
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09:27pm 28/04/2006
  I'm in love with a strippa...  
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10:58pm 20/04/2006
  A Woman is Like a vase, a vase with titties.

There are 5 things women like:
1) Chocolate
2) Dick
3) Chocolate Dick....		  
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Disclaimer   
11:28pm 11/04/2006
  I do by here excuse myself from any and all actions taken, and words spoken, uttered, yelled or otherwise during periods of extreme intoxication. Furthermore, in accordance with theory by Uveck, I exempt myself from any and all actions taken that I cannot remember. That is all.  
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