Optionally

differencebetwn @ 2007-11-25T23:00:00

2007-11-26T06:00:09Z

BRING THE PAIN!

It's ON!

Why did I have to punch his cabinets...

differencebetwn @ 2007-05-09T00:27:00

2007-05-09T07:28:52Z

No matter what the circumstances...we always have a choice.

-------Weekend Update------

2007-02-11T17:45:14Z

So---It's been a while, and I've been right here waiting.
Have been at the job a while---did end up winning the trip.
Get to take a person with you---and it ends up being my roommate.
Not idealisticly the person I'd like to go with, but I suppose it's better than showing up alone?

I seem to spend the nights and weekends more and more alone--not because there is nothing to do--because I choose not to go out. This is something that will have to change.

I am officially amazing at quarters. Started messing around one time with a 5 gallon water jug (the roomy and I were bored), and after a few tries, I made it in...amazing.
Though I will be challenging Proto to his self proclaimed title as Beer Pong master!

Its tough to keep your head up sometimes Champ--but things will work themselves out.

differencebetwn @ 2006-11-28T02:12:00

2006-11-28T09:12:20Z

I realize I Need an exercise of the body and the mind, to get me where I need to be.

And I'm ready for it.

differencebetwn @ 2006-10-30T02:04:00

2006-10-30T09:05:01Z

It's amazing what a little beer and wine and a good conversationalist can do to your life.

It's also amazing what some person can do to your life without even trying at all.

differencebetwn @ 2006-10-03T09:58:00

2006-10-03T16:59:26Z

Moral 1) Dont start before everyone gets there
Moral 2) Dont be stupid
Moral 3) Dont be a douchE!

differencebetwn @ 2006-09-09T00:38:00

2006-09-09T07:44:02Z

A Wiseman once pointed out these 2 very interesting facts to me;

1)Relativity: Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
2)Sit next to a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.

"In the end its not the years in your life that counts, its the life in your years."
---Abraham Lincoln.

I wonder what its like to be that tall....

Ironic that such simpleton facts can be so impactful.

So, apparently I'm good at my job, like, better than EVERYONE else. It's weird, I'm not used to that, however I will run with it. All I have to do for the next 5 months is put up phenominal numbers like I did last month(I was #1 out of 200), and Palm Springs here I come. Doable? I think yes, especially when you get the buyer that excited....

and last but not least, it seems a breathylyzer will soon be a party favor extroardinaire!

differencebetwn @ 2006-09-03T01:15:00

2006-09-03T08:23:14Z

It seems the more I try, the more I'm shunned, the more outrageous I am, the more I am ignored.
Maybe thats why I'm halfway decent at what I put my head to; I have nothing else to do with my spare time.
I never minded being an independent person, but for God's sake, Solitude Island sure seems a bit extreme sometimes.
So I guess the effort is to become more real, but the real effort in that, is to figure out how its done.
Not quite sure what I'm trying to do, or where I'm going, but I guess at least it's the adventure along the way that counts(all I've got to do is make that adventure a little bit more interesting and/or fun).
Maybe I just havent quite settled into my shoes just yet.

I've got to quit the extreme amounts of energy pills, they're going to give me a heart attack one of these days.

differencebetwn @ 2006-08-30T23:17:00

2006-08-31T06:17:06Z

I rock hard.

and in other news, Liz apparently seems to think males are a race lost to shallowness and idiocracy.

She seems to be smarter than she knows...

"OH NO NOT AGAIN!!!!"

OH SO EMO...Oh Wait.

2006-08-24T06:13:33Z

I wanted to make an emo post just to spite everyone.... Such as a one sentence italicized statement...(Remember anything in italics makes it noticed over just normal font)

For example.:

(Imagine in italics since I don't know how to do it)
"Someday I'm going to change the world, but until then Im gonna sit here"

Or something like, "I OWE MY PARENTS SO MUCH MONEY! IT NEVER OCCURED TO ME THAT I SHOULD STOP SCHOOL AND ACTUALLY WORK A JOB FULL TIME THAT CAN MAKE ME MONEY TILL IM ON MY FEET. GOD MY LIFE SUCKS. IM GONNA GO JUMP NOW. SOMEONE PLEASE CATCH ME? CAUSE IM A FAG. I DIED. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!11...'["""?

In other news, I'm trying to figure out Nate's solution to becoming rich, and it goes something like this:

CreatineJock: that fuicking myspace bulletin intrigued me.
stipesta: mine?
CreatineJock: how are you going to become rich
stipesta: yep!
stipesta: damn good
CreatineJock: HOW WILL IT BE DONE YOU MERE PEASANT
stipesta: becasue the mind is the builder
CreatineJock: Ok.
CreatineJock: so what are you building?
stipesta: it is the simple laws of attraction that will make it so
CreatineJock: bunker/turret combo?
stipesta: i am building the thought process that will attract money to me
CreatineJock: which is?
CreatineJock: you're going to will money to you?
CreatineJock: banks dont rob themselves!
stipesta: nope
stipesta: however, it may come in the form of a grand money making opportunity
CreatineJock: goddamnir
CreatineJock: im so confused
CreatineJock: STIPES REVEAL YOUR SECRET
stipesta: perhaps i may come across somehting valuable....someone will die and leave me some real estate perhaps?
CreatineJock: lol.
CreatineJock: thats not your mind
CreatineJock: thats blind luck
CreatineJock: or a planned murder.
CreatineJock: either or.
stipesta: maybe the gov will realize that they screwed up some taxes or something and find that they owe me money and send me an unxpected check
stipesta: it may seem like blinld luck
CreatineJock: fuck you BLIND LUCK FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU BLIND LUCK!!!111

differencebetwn @ 2006-08-12T22:08:00

2006-08-13T05:07:02Z

Dont fuck with your peeps---especially the important ones.

differencebetwn @ 2006-08-01T00:30:00

2006-08-01T07:30:10Z

Sometimes it's nice not to have to deal with the bullshit. You get in, you get out, bingo bango everything is set.

Now...my ass has to cash some checks my mouth seems to have written earlier today...

differencebetwn @ 2006-07-31T00:34:00

2006-07-31T07:34:33Z

So most girls I know...know I like to sleep alone...at least the ones that have tried to sleep in the same bed as me..

"Come over! Ill sleep in another bed after we're done!!!"

Did she really just say that? HOLY FUCK!

differencebetwn @ 2006-07-25T00:35:00

2006-07-25T07:56:50Z

So....I was driving through the Superstition Springs Mall parking lot when I remember what happened oh so long ago....
So I'm a sophomore in High school working at Jack in the Box being a little bad ass riding a skateboard to work...and this new girl works there. So we decide to go to the mall and she picks me up...we go walk around the mall for a bit...
and then we get bored...sit outside, and I suggest that we go make out in her car. She certainly obliges.
So we drive out to the end of the parking lot, and lips, tounges, and saliva fly everywhere. In fact, it's so bad that the windows of the entire car fog up.

So....next time you're driving around Superstition Mall, just imagine me and some hot mormon girl hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing(well sorta) in the parking lot.

:)

differencebetwn @ 2006-07-22T03:13:00

2006-07-22T10:12:50Z

Who am I to destroy something so beautiful?

I'm such a douche.

differencebetwn @ 2006-06-13T01:31:00

2006-06-13T08:38:32Z

It's an oddity. People don't realize what they have at their finger tips. Its funny because not many realize, their destiny is truly in their hands. You will only become what you work to become. You can go to College, get a degree, and go to a generally boring, dead end job, or you can branch out, take chances, shoot for the stars, because if you do that you'll at least hit the moon.
Not to say college isn't a good step...but this country has become too institutionalized. I dont need classes on "business relations". I take that back...I might benefit from it, or I could spend the time I would otherwise in that class applying it to real world situations...and OWN IT ALL!!!

AHAHAHAHAHA

HORRAY RANK 5!

differencebetwn @ 2006-05-21T02:18:00

2006-05-21T09:23:25Z

So---we ended up meeting the Vice President of Marketing of Harkins. We are now officially hooked up.

differencebetwn @ 2006-04-28T21:27:00

2006-04-29T04:31:08Z

I'm in love with a strippa...

differencebetwn @ 2006-04-20T22:58:00

2006-04-21T06:02:40Z

A Woman is Like a vase, a vase with titties.

There are 5 things women like:
1) Chocolate
2) Dick
3) Chocolate Dick....

Disclaimer

2006-04-12T06:33:32Z

I do by here excuse myself from any and all actions taken, and words spoken, uttered, yelled or otherwise during periods of extreme intoxication. Furthermore, in accordance with theory by Uveck, I exempt myself from any and all actions taken that I cannot remember. That is all.

Huh?

2006-04-10T06:22:41Z

So I live in a little piece of the world I'm sure many are familiar. A zoo of people are kept together in a distinguishingly non-differential neighborhood...otherwise known as a HOA.(Home owners association for you otherwise unknowing numskulls) They have many rules, and one of those is that any and all abiding residents (i.e. those who bend over and take it up the ass so they can live behind a gate and call it a community)cannot have any type of palm trees in their yards, front or back. The other day I was helping my dad plant a variety of greenery, two of them being Canary Island Palm Trees, in the back. Near the end we were watering them, and he tells me, water that tree over there! And I yell back, "What tree? Oh you mean that Palm tree?" Oops. Hey if he can't take a joke, fuck him.

Brandon Battles Smirnoff and Bacardi: Hilarity Ensues (Title taken from another author)

2006-04-03T06:53:30Z

7:15: I call Keith to see if I'm still meeting him at the movies and to see if we can get sushi after as I am craving a delicious serving of Tempura. He tells me that he is no longer seeing a movie and that he is with Dave Evenson.
7:30: I elect to make preparations for the evening i.e. shower, dress, etc...
7:45: Still getting ready.
8:15: I'm finally finished though I am perplexed that it took me 45 minutes to do that little. I hop in the tibby and head over to taco bell for a grand "Ceasar Burrito" and a LRG Diet Pepsi.
9:00: I get to Dave's after eating, talking on the phone, and driving(my car is a six speed), yet again it seems it took too long to get there(45 minutes for 8 miles at most?) I begin to think God is fucking with me and time.
9:01: I ask "Where's the booze?", to which I am replied with by a stroll to the freezer to see two massive bottles of alcohol, one being Bacardi and the other Smirnoff. I am pleased.
9:02: I open the fridge to see 18 bitch drinks consisting of "Mike's" pussy drinks. I am not amused. I then see the 12 sparks. I am ecstatic as sparks happen to be a personal favorite.
9:10: Keith starts singing his own rendition of the Pussycat Dolls, "Beep", I follow suit and join in. Dave looks at us. He is not amused. We have not even begun drinking.
10:00: The girls finally get there. As they walk in I think to myself girls were coming? Liz walks in with 2 attractive ladies, Ashley and Leah. This may not be so bad.
10:01: Dave breaks out the Bacardi and states that he, Keith, and myself all are taking a shot to start off the night, I couldn't agree more.
10:02: We take a shot.
10:03: I take another shot, this time Vodka.
10:04: My throat gags at me as if to tell me it doesn't want to put up with all this mind-altering liquid. I open a sparks.
10:10: We start playing some stupid fucking game called "Ride the Bus". We have a few rounds where we have to guess certain traits of the card, suit, color, high or low, etc. I'm not very good at this game. I'm not amused.
10:11: I see that the bus consists of 2 rows of 4 seats, I snicker and laugh, this game may not be so bad after all.
10:12 I punch myself for thinking this game might be ok as riding the bus fucking sucks.
10:13: I open my next sparks.
10:14: We set up the rules for Kings, my personal favorite drinking game.
10:15: Liz and Dave start playing chess, I tell them they are stupid and they need to drink. They disagree. I take a shot to show my disapproval.
10:16: I take another shot as they tell me I need to "slow down".
10:20: We all start to play Mario.
10:21: I try to play however Mario doesn't agree on when I tell him to jump. Ashley, Leah and myself lose 20 lives in the scope of 5 minutes.
10:30: I seem to find myself getting very comfy with Leah.
10:45: My dad calls from the house and asks what I'm doing and when I'll be home. I give him the usual, "Videogames and Keith's House and IDK when."
11:00: For some reason I decide I want another shot and take on the Bacardi. This one tastes horrible, I gag, and ask for a chaser. Liz hands me a cup full of water. This clear liquid doesn't taste like water. That bitch gave me vodka.
7:30AM: I wake up, face down in Dave's carpet, everyone is gone, and there is sunlight shining through the windows. I try to recall the last thing I can remember from the night prior, all I can see is Liz and Keith making out hardcore. I'm amused.
7:31: I feel pain in my hand and look down to see three of my knuckles brusied and crusted with dried blood. Dave is awake for some reason and tells me that I busted one of his cabinets the night prior. I call bullshit. He tells me to look.
7:32: I look and much to my surprise, the resemblance of a cabinet busted by my hand is there. I apologize and ask how much he wants for it, he says nothing, and that it's ok. I applaud him for being such a cool dude. I gotta do something for him sometime soon.
7:33: Dave proceeds to tell me that: I made out with Leah, and that after that I went into an apparent rage and busted the shit out of his cabinet door. Poor door.

Later on that afternoon I confirmed everthing with outside sources, and I quote, "You punched the door and it sorta busted then Keith and I pulled you back, and you pushed through us and just kept punching the door."

....WTF?

differencebetwn @ 2005-07-08T05:05:00

2005-07-08T12:22:54Z

In the face of adversity, cornered by pressing mistakes, the average citizen blames someone else and will do whatever he/she can to avoid the consequences. No, the average citizen doesn't put up any fuss, he/she just stands there and takes whatever is offered to them by authority.
An extraordinary person on the other hand will fight for what they believe in. They will do whatever it takes and what is necessary in order to make sure things are right, they will make sure things are right not only with themselves, but with others as well. The extraordinary citizen will make sure that they accept and bear the full burden of the consequences of their actions.
I ask you my fellow citizens of Mesa, Maricopa County, of the East Valley, of Arizona, of the United States, of North America, of the Globe, to stand up for whats right, do the right thing, and follow your heart.
Do not seek to reap what others can do for you, but actively pursue what you can do for others, not only in everyday life, but whenever possible for you and them. Do not do things because they are easy, do them because in fact they are hard, do it because you will grow, become better people, and in that, this entire earth will reap exceptional rewards.

differencebetwn @ 2005-07-02T04:45:00

2005-07-02T11:47:14Z

It sucks to learn life lessons the hard way.

and on a side note...my poor car.

Guess it was coming to me for some reason.

differencebetwn @ 2005-06-23T17:12:00

2005-06-24T00:15:10Z

So I got to thinkin the other day....and I was all "I suX0R", then I laughed it off because I forgot thats not true and then said to myself..."I R0x0r!!1!1111lololo111oneoneone"

Here comes the train and there ain't no stoppin it.